Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.
Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.
OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.
^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!
A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.”
After I sent her my quote…
Client: That was a lot more than I was expecting to pay.
Me: I thought you were psychic.
This is Charles, Charles is a victim of child abuse. His parents force him to live in a small area under the staircase with only a small bed and a light. Charles parents are alcoholics and come home late in the night and often times will beat him, he has two broken feet as you can see in this picture, he bandaged them himself but being only 7 years old he can’t do much. Reblog if you have a heart. Charles needs all the hope he can get.
niqqa thats harry potter
omfg
omg
tumblr
i just
#notice how he says he was in the gym #not working out #just #in the gym #hanging out #watching tv #snacking #and taunting Chris while he worked out
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell tumblr about my Dolan face for Blanca
blanca pls
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
